Who Killed the Carpet Dog

        I know Mrs.Alexander killed the dog and I have the cold hard facts to bring this old person to justice. She keeps tabs on everyone in the neighbourhood she knows everything about everyone and that just her thing's, she likes the drama and hopes to stir the pot a bit by killing the dog.

         Now since this is an old person with lots of free time but limited life time she probably spends it gardening or cleaning or baking cookies. Chris has caught her gardening before so I'm willing to bet that before she killed the dog she went over to Mrs. Shears house to chat in her garden about plants. Then they would later migrate back inside the house to have tea giving Mrs. Shears no time to lock up the one tool she was using, and that one tool she was using was nothing other than...the pitchfork! The very same tool used to kill Wellington.I assume the time of the murder would be midnight so no one would be around, I would also think she knows about Chris's night walk patterns which are at approximately 3 or 4 in the morning so she would be safe and unseen while murdering the dog with the pitchfork.

         The red herring is harder to find for Mrs.Alexander. Since this is an old lady you would think she wouldn't have the physical capability to shove a pitchfork through a fully grown poodle.while you might be right she probably doesn't but when she went to go kill  Wellington Mrs. Alexander tripped over her own dog and stabs Wellington and almost makes it look like an accident. This benefits her plan because she underestimates her own strength and tripping allowed her to murder the dog with ease


          The last big thing is when Chris went to ask Mrs.Alexander questions about Wellington and she started to chat to Chris which lead her to get tea and biscuits to bring outside. Mrs.Alexander didn't invite Chris inside her house for the tea she insisted on brining it out side. Is she hiding something like her bloody clothes and shoe prints? This seems suspicions since old people are often lonely and regularly invite people inside there homes.


Mrs.Alexander killed Wellington because of her addiction to real life drama, and we can this is true because she knows lots about any given person who live in there neighbourhood.

I am the Egg Man

there was no music video or lyrics video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x5NCDYB1Lc

I choose this song because it reminds me of hanging out with my friends and just having fun. Its really about a bunch of guys acting like kids throwing eggs at people riding around town throwing eggs at people out of a car, That's the kind of things  I like to do but i have never actually thrown an egg at some one but hopefully you catch my drift.

now the lyrics
Ahh, yeah
I looked out the window seen his bald head
Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes, he had no hair
Launched that shot and he was caught out there
Saw the convertible driving by
I loaded up the slingshot, let one fly
He went for his to find he didn't have one
Put him in check, correct, with my egg-gun
The egg, a symbol of life
I go inside your house and bust out your wife
I pulled out the jammy, he thought it was a joke
The trigger, I pulled - his face, the yolk
Reached in his pocket, took all his cash
Left my man standing with the egg mustache
Suckers, they come a dime a dozen
"When I say dozen, you know what I'm talkin' about, boy"

Yeah, that's right, I'm the Egg Man, driving around
King of the town (yeah)
Always got my windows rolled down
Ready to throw
You know, I'm the Egg Man

Once upon a time
Egg Man…

Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
He was playing the wall, then he broke his leg
Tossed it out the window, three minutes hot
Hit the Rastaman, he said, (Bloodclot!)
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg
Riding the trains, in between cars
When I pull out the station, You're Gonna Get Yours
Drive-by eggings, plaguing LA
"Yo, you just got my little cousin, ese!"
Sometimes hard-boiled, sometimes runny (Ray)
Comes from a chicken, not a bunny, dummy
People laugh, it's no joke
My name's "Yauch" and I'm throwing the yolk
"Now they got me in a cell," but I don't care
It was then that I got caught catching people out there

Up on the roof, in my car, up all night
I'm going through science like Dolemite
The Mack… Who?
I'm the Egg Man… Taxi driver?
I'm the Egg Man
Egg Man, Egg Man

We all dressed in black, we snuck up around the back
We began to attack, the eggs did crack on Haze's back
Sam I am, down with the program
Green eggs and ham, Yosemite Sam
Come Halloween, you know I come strapped
I throw it at a sucker… "k-pap"
You made the mistake and judge a man by his race
You go through life with egg on your face
Woke up in the morning, peculiar feeling
Looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
The family, punk rocks, the businessman
I'll dog everybody with the egg in my hand
It's not like the crack that you put in a pipe
But crack on your forehead; here's a towel, now wipe

Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man
Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man
Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man...
Egg Man...

Mercutio the funny guy

         Mercutio is a large part of the Romeo and Juliet story and gets killed of fairly early on in the story. while he was alive he contributed greatly to the story and has created a large reputation for being one of the most favorite characters.

          Mercutio is in fact a funny guy believe it or not. He seems to always have something witty to say in any scenario such as, "If love be rough with you, be rough with love/ Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down."(I,iv,523). or convince people of whatever he wants, like making romeo go to the party and later fight for him. Mercutio is a party animal he loves dancing shaking around getting down its his way of life and that's why people love him its for his energetic silly personality.

          Mercutio is not a Montague or a Capulet he is part of a family and related to the prince still is friends with Romeo and his family and acts like a big brother to them and by that I mean he looks out for them and steps up if there getting bullied, which he dose and that gets him killed.
 "Romeo:And so, good Capulet,—which name I tender/ As dearly as my own,—be satisfied. / Mercutio: Ocalm, dishonourable, vile submission! /Alla stoccata carries it away. 
[Draws] 
Tybalt, you rat-catcher, will you walk"(III,i,1571)
           Near the beginning of the story when Juliet's parents are having a party Mercutio has the bright idea to go and take all his friends with him and because he is not part of the families he can bring anyone he wants. That's where Romeo finds Juliet and forgets every thing about Rosaline."Romeo: What lady is that, which doth enrich the hand."(I,v,662) Now everything goes downhill from here, more fights happen, Romeo and Juliet get married to young and the same day Mucutio dies, Romeo killed Tybalt and gets banished, Juliet's parents fight and finally Romeo and Juliet kill themselves and it all could have been avoided  if Mercutio didn't drag every one to the party.

           Mercutio is an amazing character in this story and deserves the credit that he has. Mercutio has propelled the story very well and smoothly for the amount of time he was in it and made lots of people laugh .


http://www.opensourceshakespeare.org/views/plays/characters/charlines.php?CharID=mercutio&WorkID=romeojuliet&cues=1

Mid term post

I have nothing to say right now at the beginning of this post so lets get started.

section A:  I have missed school once and was late once so far other than that I was here                     the whole time. I have been doing the best I can paying attention to you as you talk about what ever you talk about and write down the more important things, Until the laptops got here I was doing my work at my house and still keeping on task. Personal mark of 23/25

section B: My total assignment completion, well I have 7 post not including this one 

and I think it's because I combine multiple assignment that are roughly the same into one post, I also have done the Google docks thing and all the commenting assignments but other than that I haven't gone out the way to comment on multiple peoples post in my spare time. Personal mark of  19/25

section C: Assignment quality, I've said it before and I will say it again when I write I go for quality over quantity, and then on the other side it's possible that I could improve by writing more and add some more pictures because I don't have a ton. Comparing my work to others it's clear I have less words and pictures, those are two ways I could improve. Personal mark of  17/25

section D: class contribution, I chose picture

Just because it may have started some thought even though it was backwards.

I have helped people at my table and others subtlety but that's about it. Personal mark of  14/25

out of all this I would give myself a C+, you may decide to lower it or raise it but I think this is what I deserve.

Poems in depth

How is Your Heart

I think the man in the story has had something very bad happen to him something that is hard to recover from like, losing his important job, or get married and divorced by a gold digger and lose everything and bad thing like that. It could also be how he had always lived and he has always been in with the wrong group. What ever it is it seems to me he will never get out of the loop of bad luck and the bottom of rum bottles I think its the road he will take for the rest of his life and is not going to change in a good way, His only way is down. Not a very happy story if you see it how I do but that's all me, If you have anything to say fell free too say so in the comments section below.




To a Stranger

in this poem I think he is talking about his parents because when he says "You must be he I was seeking, or she I was seeking" he must be seeing his parents in strangers that walk by and seeking advice. Another option is that he never liked his parents and never was loved by anyone growing up and was looking at strangers and seeing if they might be good parents. It makes sence when he says "You grew up with me, were a boy with me or a girl with me" your parents grow up with you right, So that's what I think this poem is about.

My Grade

In English ten we do not get a persentieg or a grade just yet we get compaired to the other students and what they have done. So far I have tried to pay attention in class he talkes alot so I may get lost in my head a bit and I write done important things in my phonebook. I have completed all of my assinments including this one and read other people's posts and commented on them. you may notice that i dont write as mutch as others because i cant think of that many words and i go for quality over quantity. I dont know if im supposed to do this part but i give myself a B Thats it. password for edmodo included 24qpst

Tattoo assingment

For this assignment I went with a few things that symbolize me and would look cool I  picked a few so listen up.

First up the Owl

Meaning: wisdom and intelligence, cunning, protection, freedom, adaptability, silence and stealth 

I think I fit at least half if not all of that discription, I would most likely put this one on my back so he can  watch it.

Next up Dog 

Meaning: loyalty, greed, destruction, tough, fearce

 I'm a dog person always have been and I'm satisfied by these traits.

Thirdly the Kings crown

Meaning: The crown doesn't just mean the power to command others. It symbolizes an individual's control over there own life, feelings, thoughts and actions. The crown symbolizes self-control, and is a reminder to use power and authority wisely and justly.

I believe I have good self control unlike some other people I know, I would put this one on my left hand behind the kunkle of my first finger facing myself.

Last but not least the jester hat

Meaning: The hat, if not obvious, represents a comedic person enthusiastic, entertaining and tricster/prankster.

I must say I do enjoy pranking people, I would put this one opposite of the crown.

Extended metaphor

Hotel Califorina by The Eagles 

In Hotel California we follow a man on on his way to L.A. He finds a luxury hotel its beutiful has nice staff tending to his every need, ( I think it's doing drugs probably for the fist time ) but after a while it turns into a nightmareish place where "you can check out any time but you may never leave" Whitch to me is a indication that he is now addicted because that phrase means you can stop for a while but can't quit or at least to me.

My perspective

Let's star with school first thing first I walk to school that's right no ride no bus just walking. Classes this semester isn't to challenging I just have a problem with math, to me it's really hard no joke sometimes the number just don't make sence, probably the worst thing about school is all the dumb people now hear me out what I mean by this is street smarts like the way people talk, act, dress, the music they like, how tough someone acts and how tough they really are, now I'm not going to name names but I know a few and now don't look at me sideways after you read this is the way I grew up and I judge myself all the time too. I do think it's pretty easy being a teenager because you have no responsibilitys and if you just said I have lots of responsibilitys ya ok like what your fish because they don't matter. At home it's cool I sleep lots and enough video games to keep the class the whole class from Ferris Duellers day off interested forever, my parents are pretty cool we go lots of places and alway do stuff.

That's all for now hopefully good enough

a brief history of Jeremy

my name is Jeremy Johansson and play guitar its fun to do but will hurt your fingers after about an hour. I used to play baseball the one were the ball is really small and you have to hit it with a thin aluminum stick but then I had to quit because I moved to a school down in Vancouver to learn math better.                                                     


                 this blog was all over the place but it doesn't matter.